shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
I went to this Oktoberfest thing where the waiters were dressed in traditional german clothes and they would regularly go around and bend people over tables and chairs and paddle them on the butt. when the guy waiter did it to girls, he would grip them by the hair and spank them so hard it made this huge CRACK noise! I can’t believe more places don’t do this, and that it isn’t a year-round thing.
just once, I’d like to go on a date where the dude has enough sense to not say to me, “it looks like a small animal could be living in your hair.”
rarely is that ever ok.